Saturday, February 01, 2003

Axis of Weasels Alert

Here, courtesy of Conrad Leviston are some handy phrases that can be used when addressing our "Old Europe" allies:

This restaurant isn't as good as Mc.Donald's
"Ce restaurant n'est pas aussi bon que le Mc.Donalds'
(se re - staw - ran neh pas o - si bon ke le mac don - alds)

Would you stop spitting on me while you're talking!
"Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!"
(voo - lay voo se - say de me cra - shay de - su pen - dan que voo parl - ay)

You've got a face that would blow off manhole covers
"T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!"
(ta zoon tait a fair saw - teh leh plahk de - goo)

I'd help you, but I don't like you.
"Je vous aurais bien aide, mais je ne vous aime pas."
(zhe voo zaw - ray bien ai - de may zhe ne voo zaim - e pah)

You have a chive on your tooth.
"Vous avez de la ciboulette sur votre dent"
(voo za - vay de la see - boo - let ser votr den)

Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money?
"Puis-je payer un verre, ou voulez-vous juste l'argent?"
(pwee zhe pay - eh un vair, oo voo - ley voo zhust lar - zhent)


Was it difficult to find a tie more obnoxious than you?

"Est-ce difficile trouver une cravate plus odieuse que vous?"
(Es di - fi - seel troo - veh oon cra - vat ploo zoa - dee - euz ke voo)

I think we should see other people. I have been for the last three months.
"Je pense que nous devrions voirs d'autres personnes. Moi même j'en vois depuis trois moins."
(zhe pens ke noo dev - ree - on vwar doatr per - son. mwah mehm zhen vwah de - pwee trwah - mwan)

and last but not least,

How much for the little girl?
"Combien pour la fillette"
(com - byen poor la fill - et)


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