Thursday, March 27, 2003

Bomb the DJ!

This comes from a reliable yet highly unidentifiable source:

The Saddam Fedayeen are receiving combat orders from Iraqi government-sponsored radio broadcasts.

The broadcasting of certain songs is a coded order, my Iraqi sources say. This is the means by which the central government can issue mass orders to these terroristic elements, without the Fedayeen fighters needing special radio equipment.

If so, the U.S. should destroy all Iraqi broadcasting assets, and replace them with Commando Solo broadcasts, which I understand that ordinary Iraqis are not receiving.


Hopefully this message has been conveyed word for word to General Franks at the Southern Command. If not, feel free to drop him a line.

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