Will Ferrell delivered the Class Day Address as part of Harvard's Commencement in June.
Just found a transcript via Catchdubs. Not only Ferrell a talented actor, he's also a pretty funny speaker.
I'm not one of you. Okay?
I can't relate to who you are and what you've been through. I graduated from the University of Life. All right?
I received a degree from the School of Hard Knocks. And our colors were black and blue, baby. I had office hours with the Dean of Bloody Noses. All right?
I borrowed my class notes from Professor Knuckle Sandwich and his Teaching Assistant, Ms. Fat Lip Thon Nyun.
That's the kind of school I went to for real, okay?
It gets better.