Monday, March 10, 2008

Things You Might Not Think Are Safe


Client 9: “I’d like you to handcuff me to the bed and tie a plastic bag over my head. Then just as I’m about to climax I want you to sell naked puts against the spot price of oil.”



Kristen: “Listen, dude, you really want the sex?”



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